After two days...

of frikkin "McGriddles" ads from McDonalds while I am watching football, I have learned that women are like a gimmicky crappy fast food breakfast I would never buy.

I am still trying to figure out how women are like a cup of McDonald's coffee though.

Maybe they should come with a warning label that is obvious to anyone with half a brain. "WARNING - This woman is crazy and will ruin your life".

Is there any question why I am single?